Monday Morning Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons to think positively about half-missing the night table with my one-sip-taken coffee cup this morning:

10. I've been meaning to have the carpets cleaned... and now I have a good excuse.

9. The scattershot bed frame, night table and lingerie chest are all wipeable.

8. I needed new houseshoes anyway.

7. Husband is in a really good mood because it wasn't him who screwed up our morning.

6. My favorite coffee cup is still intact.

5. I managed to miss the brand new first-bedding-I've-bought-myself-in-ten-years.

4. Also missed the cat (husband doesn't count this in the Top Ten, but I gave him #7).

3. I'm totally and completely wide awake in a way that coffee alone cannot do.

2. It isn't throw-up.

1. There's more coffee.

Tammara Webber

New York Times and international bestselling author of contemporary romantic fiction